Colorado.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
Shake 'n Bake.
A baked potato