Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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None of your beeswax!"

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

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Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!