What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!