What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?

A fair cop !