What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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Thomas the Search Engine.

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Platform shoes !

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."