Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What do you call something brown and sticky?

A stick. I'll see myself out.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.