Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.