Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

Choo Choo Jokes More Choo Choo Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.