What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s?

A whole-lot-more