What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.