How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

Brazilian Wax Jokes More Brazilian Wax Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.