How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Brazilian Wax Jokes More Brazilian Wax Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.