What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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Why do you never see black people on cruises?

They're not falling for that one again!!

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

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What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.