What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.