What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease