What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"