What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.