What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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Extra virgin oil.

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It's just what we tend to do

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Because X was always 10

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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He found a chink in it.

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This needs to happen.

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A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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Top post on /r/Jokes.

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Because the material is so groovy.

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