What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended