What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz