What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

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Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.