Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap?

Bar soap.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.