Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

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How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.