What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

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What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.