What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

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Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

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What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.