Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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What's the difference between a pest and vermin?

Walt Disney.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned