Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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So he can find router space.

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What's the difference between a pest and vermin?

Walt Disney.