Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT