Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?