What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.