What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.