What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What's a poor person favorite meal?

Sleep.

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Wardrobe Jokes More Wardrobe Jokes

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."