What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

What did Hermoine say when she found out she's pregnant?

Fetus Abortus!

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."