Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."

What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.