Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.