Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11