What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

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Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.