What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

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Ex-Benedict

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What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.