Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

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Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports?

Because her coach was a pumpkin

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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What's your favorite joke?

mine's Womens Rights.

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much