Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

Favorite Joke Jokes More Favorite Joke Jokes

What's your favorite joke?

mine's Womens Rights.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.