What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)