What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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The time God took to cook us

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Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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Yukon do it!

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He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.