What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.