What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer