Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

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What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

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What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright