What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"