What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Wetter Jokes More Wetter Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.