What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

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Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.