Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.