Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)