Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!