What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.