What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!