Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

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Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.