What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

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How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

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How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers