Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.