Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL