What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Space Man Jokes More Space Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.