What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!