What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster