What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting "