What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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What do rednecks call the BATF?

The Bureau of All Things Fine.

What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker