What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

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What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

What did Batman say when he went to the butcher?

Got Ham?

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What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!