Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Previous Random Joke Next
Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

John Lennon Jokes More John Lennon Jokes

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Misunderstood Jokes More Misunderstood Jokes

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.