Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.