Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

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When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

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Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!