How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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MOOOOOO!!!!

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Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.