Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

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How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.