What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

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What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

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What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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