What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope