What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope