Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

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How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."