Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

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Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups