What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!