What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

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How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern