Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!