Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.